Oct 01
The first rule of sex: Nothing should go “crunch.”
The second rule of sex: No anchovies.
The third rule of sex: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
You’re welcome.
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I’ll take my chances…
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Never stick your dick in crazy.
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lololololololololololol….. I do the reverse. If I slept with people.
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